With face of delight,
my son runs to me –
“I’ve tipped up a sheep!”
he shouted with glee.
My face drops with horror.
Well how could this be?
Am I the worst mother,
has he learned nothing from me?
“Calm down Mother!”
my son reassures.
“It’s not as you think,”
with derision he snorts.
“We walked in a field,
(in the group we were five,)
saw a sheep on its back,
with legs waving at sky.
It soon came apparent,
from what we could see,
that the sheep was so stuck,
‘twas a strange sight to see.
We tried hard to lift her,
but to no avail,
she was fat, wet, and smelly,
the weight of a whale.
Then out of the blue,
an idea did occur,
we spread out our groundsheet,
to roll her on there.
With one mighty tug,
we pulled the sheet up,
and the sheep it did tip,
(the right way up!)
So, off with a wobble,
and a, ‘baa,’ of delight,
the sheep she then trotted –
it was quite a sight!
So you see Mum, it’s true,
the things I did say,
we tipped up a sheep.”
(Thankfully – the right way!)
My Son says, I must point out that this is a true story. Whilst on a Duke of Edinburgh expedition, they encountered a sheep who was stuck on her back.
He told the story exactly as above – I was so relieved to find he had actually saved a sheep by tipping it up the right way, and hadn’t tipped a sheep over the wrong way!
He did give a talk at school about the ‘tipping up a sheep’ encounter, though I did advise him to change the title to ‘Saving a sheep’s life!’ (I was worried the teachers may have had a mild panic attack on seeing the title of his talk!)
©Tipping Sheep (the right way) 2012
By Alexandra Carr-Malcolm
Photo Credit
© Copyright Nigel Mykura and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence
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great story!
Thank you very much!! 🙂
Exceptionally cute!
Thank you – were you talking about me or the poem?
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both!
Hehe Thank you 🙂
Excellent! I hope your son kept his title … I see Mum did! heh-heh 🙂
Yes – I think he went for the shock/humour factor! I think if I ever finish my life story that will be the title 🙂
what a unique subject for a poem. love it 🙂
Yes it is – thank you! Just goes to show what a randomly strange thought process I seem to have 🙂
“..the weight of a whale”
I had to laugh 🙂
This is a WONDERFUL poem, reminds me of the ones in ‘Alice in Wonderland’
I will be in a happy mood the rest of the day thanks to you 🙂
Oh goody! I’m glad you liked it – I think kids would love this poem too!! (Apparently the sheep was very pooey, but I thought I would leave that verse out – that will be saved for the uncensored version!!!)
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Oh please I want the uncensored version.. I LOVE uncensored versions.. (can always cover my eyes if needed.. 🙂 )
AND sheep are very pooey always.. 😉
hehe – I will see what I can do!
Cute story.
Thank you 😀
Pardon ignorance but do sheep die when tipped over? This poem is simply delightful. Truth is truly stranger than fiction…
Apparently yes they do. Farmers check their sheep twice a day. It happens when their fleeces are full grown and they get wet. The weight is too much for them and they cannot right themselves. If left they die of circulatory failure or suffocation 😦
Thank your son for “Tipping Sheep (the right way)”, ’twas a terrific write for this animal lover…
I will do – he will be thrilled – thank you 🙂
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…but at least this one had a happy ending! 🙂
🙂 That it did!
Baaaaa-ry nice 😀
Reminds me of Shaun the Sheep!
Thank Ewe! ))groan((
I would have loved to put a picture of Shaun the sheep, but copyright and all that!! 🙂
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I love Shaun the sheep!!
*fistbump* 😀
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A hero at his beginnings, uh?! 🙂
Haha Yes I guess so! 🙂
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I’ve been reading through your top ten. Such a delight, it’s impossible not to smile. Just had to follow your blog.
Thank you so much. After a challenging week that is exactly what I needed to hear. I’m delighted you enjoyed my poems. Thanks for leaving such an encouraging and generous comment. Have a fab weekend 🙂
Alex xx