I’ve checked my stats,
it’s so slow today.
What’s going on?
No one’s reading poetry.
I’ve checked the counter,
and gave it a tap.
I think it is broken –
well… this is crap!
I’ve writ my heart out!
(at least I’ve tried…)
What’s going on?
Have my followers died?
I’m clicking refresh,
and I’ve broken F5!
Still no views –
anyone alive?
I’ll keep a check.
C’mon orange square-
please flash up…
show that someone cares!
© Slow Day 2012
By Alexandra Carr-Malcolm 🙂
Worldly Winds 
I’m reading ya!
Haha! Thank you –
I’m just an attention seeker 😀
all writers are! 🙂
That’s a very cunning way of getting people to read your blog! 🙂
Hehe you know me so well 🙂
Greetings from one wordpress addict to another!!
Haha Thank you for supporting my ego! 🙂
🙂 I am here!:) Maybe poetry month is wearing us out.:)
-Jennifer
Thank you – yes I’m flagging 🙂
hahahahhaah:) I think this stresses all of us:)
Thank you 🙂
One day over a hundred views – the next only 6!
Ouch! Down to earth with a bump!! 🙂
:(((( It drives me crazy
I was here… 😀
Thank you Rebel – I’m in safe hands 🙂
A watched pot…and all that. Somedays you wonder if there’s anyone really out there or if they’ve all left on the WordPress Express!
Lol WordPress Express – I love it!
Yes, I think they’ve bought a one way ticket!! 🙂
My stats are way lower than usual today too. 🙂 I thought it was because I haven’t posted nearly as much, and also have nearly 400 email notifications of other blogs to read that I follow. Ha ha. So when all y’all are done commenting over here, come on over to my page too!! 🙂 Just kidding…(sort of). LOL Loved your poem. It made me smile, in the midst of my whiney granddaughter upstairs who is giving my daughter a world of grief over her homework tonight. I tried to go do the grandmotherly duty and step in, but she’s just in a whiney mood I guess, so I left her to it. 🙂
Oh dear – some days are only fit for having a good whiney day!
Thank you for commenting
on my way over to yours ——–>
🙂
heh-heh, welcome to the world of stat-watching :0)
Is that like people watching but more obsessive 🙂
Thank you for commenting 🙂
heh-heh – it probably is – ‘they’ are keen on people paying full attention to the roads when they’re driving (!) yet we have these fabulous bits of kit that ensure you take your eyes off the road … how does that work, exactly? heh-heh 🙂
Your poem brings me here… 🙂 It is very nice. Love it!!!
Thank you for taking the time to read and comment! I’m so glad my poem brought you here 🙂
You’re welcome. This poem is truly nice.
Have a nice weekend. 🙂
It’s hard because I’m doing 14 hours a day, and I just did a 6th day. I miss blog world terribly!
Oh – they are long days! hope things change for you soon. Thank you for taking time to read and comment 🙂