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Alexandra Carr-Malcolm, beans, diet, flatulence, humour, lentils, poetry, veganism, vegetarianism
I’m silent but deadly,
I’m telling no lie,
I’m topped up on lentils,
with beans on the side.
Please don’t breathe in,
as you are sure to die,
I’m about to explode,
and blow us sky high!
© Silent but Deadly 25/08/2012
By Alexandra Carr-Malcolm
Worldly Winds 
LOL! ♥
*squishy hugs*
Hehehe – always makes me slightly antisocial switching from veggie to vegan and back again!! 🙂
I just read this one to my kids – they loved it. Said it reminded them of Robert Munsch’s book, Nice Familes Don’t.
Hehe thank you! I’m glad they enjoyed it!!
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love it! i eat a lot of beans
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Haha! I’m a veggie-head, and I know all about your explosive poem.
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It’s always worse when I’m switching between vegan and veggie diets!
Even the dog complains!! 🙂
Haha! Poor dog!
He does his best to seek revenge!!!
Good for him!
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Love the wit. 🙂
Hehe thank you!! I think I’m all better now 🙂
Sounds like it. 🙂
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