Are you sitting uncomfortably?
Do I make you squirm?
Am I showing you up,
as a spineless cowardly worm?
Do my eyes pierce to your soul?
Can I see right through?
I am not so green to,
all the crap you do.
I do not have knitted brows,
from all the wool you tried to pull.
All the bull, you’ve chatted crap,
the manure heap now is full.
You’ve pulled some stunts,
within your time,
and this one is a flanker;
I didn’t think you’d stoop that low,
you really are a canker.
© Are you Sitting Uncomfortably 29.10.2012
By Alexandra Carr-Malcolm
Random (Photo credit: Photos o’ Randomness)
🙂 I love your wit.
😀
It could have ended one of several ways – I decided to choose the civilised option!! 😉
🙂
Wanker would have worked equally well for that last line. 🙂
*laughs* brilliant! I had toyed with the idea and decided to be far too ladylike! 😀
Please feel free to add any alternate endings with my full approval 😀
Nice juxtaposition, Alex 🙂
Aw thank you! 🙂
Love it…did a great job!
Oh good I’m glad you appreciated it – I did wonder if it was a bit strong!! 🙂
powerful/meaningful not too strong!
Aw thank you 🙂
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